The Correct Way to Feed Chickens

I have no doubt that any reader of this blog has had the opportunity to throw bits of food at animals that are lower on the food chain than themselves, but feeding chickens is a form of art that is lost on many people.  I went to Samoa, thinking that I knew how to correctly feed chickens, sadly I was quite mistaken.  Not only was I throwing the food quite poorly, but I also had the audacity to make the wrong chicken noises.  Little did I know that chickens make different noises depending on their home language.  Go figure?

Well, perhaps it is easier for you to just see what happened.  I am pretty sure that I went from being a level 0 chicken feeder to a master that day.  Win for me!